“After all, everyone knows that Donald Trump is the image of well being, extra exactly the image of earlier than.” -STEPHEN COLBERT
“In addition they stated Trump’s cognitive exams have been distinctive. All I do know is that when your pal tells you, “Guys, I took a cognitive check and all the things is okay,” it often means the alternative. -JIMMY FALLON
“Yesterday, throughout Turkey’s pardon on the White Home, President Biden appeared to confuse Taylor Swift with Britney Spears and, identical to that, misplaced 30 million votes. » -SETH MEYERS
“Wow, that is virtually as unhealthy as the times when former President Trump referred to as Tim Cook dinner ‘Tim Apple,’ thought Frederick Douglass was alive, referred to as Second Corinthians ‘Two Corinthians,’ referred to as Kevin McCarthy ‘Steve,’ referred to as Paul Ryan ‘Ron’, walked walked out of an government order ceremony after forgetting to signal an government order and steered injecting bleach to kill Covid. -SETH MEYERS
“Fortunately for all of us, Biden instantly apologized. Here is what he stated. He stated: “I need to apologize to Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for my little confusion. I clearly know who they’re. Taylor, I have been a fan because you stated ‘Ain’t No Hollaback Lady.’ Severely , I do not need to quote your personal songs, however your music defines “Hearth to the Rain”. Britney, you touched all of our hearts in “Evita” while you sang “Do not Cry for Me Argentina”. I really like your work a lot it hurts. I suppose you could possibly say I’ve a “unhealthy romance” with it. So I hope you’ll settle for my apologies, Saylor and Tritney, two of the folks I actually know. -JIMMY FALLON
“Late Evening” writers Jenny Hagel and Amber Ruffin shocked Seth Meyers by flipping the script for “Jokes Seth Cannot Inform” Tuesday night time.